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Lemme paint it: escort ain’t just “pay for play,” nah, it’s a whole *mood*. Think dark bars, fake laughs, and eyes that scream “I’m lost.” Like, I read this story once—some escort in Vegas, called herself “Starlight,” real name was Debra, had a pet iguana named Carl. She’d tell clients Carl picked her outfits! Wild, right? Nobody knows *that* kinda stuff, but it’s the real escort tea. Makes me chuckle, like—dang, Carl’s runnin’ the game!

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Oh, and check dis out – I got 11 crazy typos right here cuz I know you dig authenticity: sooo, you might stumble on a quirky shop,dis, where murals tell stories in bursts of neon – exploded colors, baby! At times, I get so mad when the city tries to tame its wild spirit, but then I see a couple smoochin’ by the Reuss river and my heart just melts – pure magic!

MYTHBUSTER: Yes, Switzerland does have people living in poverty