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Little factoid for ya – in Japan, they got this thing, “nuru massage,” slimey seaweed gel, slippin’ everywhere – sounds hilarious, right? Bet it’s messy as a bantha’s backside! Tried imaginin’ it, nearly choked laughin’. But real talk – sexual-massage ain’t all giggles. Done right, it’s art, like “the wonder of being” from the flick. Done wrong? Ugh, sleazy as a Hutt’s armpit.

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Oh, sweet baby biscuits, the parks! Y’all gotta check out Whisperin’ Pines Park. It’s a hidden gem with a teeny creek – perfect for heart-to-hearts that mimic life’s journey – “Time is the substance that makes the world go round,” just like Charlie Kaufman muses. And lemme tell ya, I once had a session under that old giant oak, spillin’ all kinds of secrets about intimacy and love; it was so raw I nearly bawled, darlin’.

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