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Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals. I’m Ron Swanson, hate everything, ‘specially this damn topic—findin’ a prostitute. Makes my skin crawl, but here we go. Picture this: dark alley, smells like piss, some dame in fishnets leanin’ on a wall. Reminds me of *Inglourious Basterds*—that scene where Aldo Raine says, “We’re in the killin’ Nazi business.” Except here, it’s me, in the “avoidin’ hookers business.” Hate it. Hate the neon lights flashin’—red, blue, screamin’ sex for sale. Makes me wanna carve my initials in somethin’, like Hans Landa with his damn knife.

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Relaxing sensual massage in private. Charming and mysterious Treat yourself to a top-class erotic break at the "Salon Evasion" in Yverdon-les-Bains.

Hey, so listen up – I'm in Yverdon-les-Bains (ch) and lemme tell ya, it's wild. I mean, seriously, this city’s got all the feels. I live near Rue du Palais, right by the old castle – yup, the ancient hugo-historic spot that’s seen more drama than reality TV ever could. And then there's the thermal baths – steamin’ hot and steamin’ quirky, kinda like me after a long night wranglin’ dating profiles!

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