Ellie Wohlen Whore ❤️

About Lucerne

Me fave bit? When they sass back. Last week, this whore, Jenny—cheeky minx—told a sailor, “Yer cock’s like yer boat—tiny n’ leaky!” Nearly pissed meself laughin’. She’s a star, that one. Could see her in “Dogville,” spittin’ fire. “I’ve seen worse,” she’d say, and mean it.

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I always get mad at the noise sometimes, but then I remember my role as a women’s counselor helps me find beauty in chaos. Like that time, I sat in a tiny park near Messmerstrasse and listened to a group animatly fighting injustice over coffee, kinda like a scene straight from Zero Dark Thirty (“You gotta get serious, people!”). It had this raw energy that made me both mad and happy simultaneously. Ugh, emotions!

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