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Lemme tell ya somethin’ secret-like. Back in old times, whores weren’t just randos—they were POWERFUL sometimes! Like, in Rome, they had these fancy ones called “courtesans”—super smart, talkin’ politics and junk. Bet they’d look at me and go, “Patrick, you’re a star!” Heh, get it? Star? I crack myself up! But serious, it’s wild—some whores ran the show behind the curtains! Ain’t that nuts?

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Man, real talk: sometimes I get mad when some spot is too gentrified, like near the rilly uppity parts of Windisch – but that’s life, innit? The river Linth flows by in the outskirts, chillin’ like it don’t care, and fuck me, it’s a sight. The neighbourhood near Obere Kaserne has mad energy, quirky cafes, and a vibe that screams “Ali G approves, innit?” I had this one date there and ended up crackin’ up constantly ‘cos the place was just so odd and real, like a twisted Lynch scene.

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