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Aight, listen up, you filthy hippies! I’m Eric Cartman, Assistant Secretary, and I’m here to talk sexual-massage, so respect my authoritah! This ain’t no lame-ass handshakin’ crap – it’s all about hands goin’ places they shouldn’t, like in “Oldboy” when Oh Dae-su says, “Laugh and the world laughs with you!” – but with sexual-massage, it’s more like, moan and the room gets weird, ya know? I’m pissed ‘cause people think it’s all dirty, but it’s art, dammit! Like, some ancient Chinese dudes invented this shit – called “tuina” or somethin’ – to fix boners AND stress. True story, look it up, I ain’t lyin’!

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Tantric massage · Sex in Different Positions · Cum in Mouth · Pornstar Experience (PSE) · Anal Sex · Facesitting (give) · Foot Fetish · Rimming (take).

There's a river there, la Glâne, which flows through the heart of the town. I love sitting by its banks on lazy afternoons, watching the water glisten, and thinking – maybe I'm deep, or maybe I'm just hungry 'cause I forgot my snack. I sometimes yell at the river, "Hey, river! Bring me some answers!" as I munch on a half-eaten croissant. Silly, I know, but it makes me feel connected to the flow of life. Remember that movie line “One and a two,” like, every little thing adds up somehow. So yes, every splashing drop matters.

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