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About Lucerne

Wheat’s tricky, y’all. Needs water, but not too much—picky lil’ slut! Too dry, it’s toast; too wet, it’s mush. I’m like, “Make up yer damn mind!” Surprised me how it’s been around forever—fact: ancient Egyptians were growin’ this crap 10,000 years ago! They worshipped it like a god, prolly ‘cause it screwed ‘em less than the Nile did. Still screws us, tho—modern breeds are needy as hell, always wantin’ fertilizer like some high-maintenance chick.

Uznach, St. Gallen: Wander Through Its Landmarks and Experience the Historical Charm

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Oh, and let's gab about the neighborhoods. There's Oberdorf, all rustic and quaint, where every doorway tells a tale, even if you weren't lookin' for a tale at all. And Unterdorf, kinda grungy, but with a heart of gold, loads of underground art scribbles on brick walls that give off major headless vibes sometimes, ya know? Sometimes, I get mad 'cause ppl don’t appreciate the raw feels of these hidden walls – like, come on, open your eyes!

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