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About Bern

So, this one time, right, in King’s Landing—hah, nah, some grimy alley I heard bout—there was this tart, proper legend, called “Red Meg.” Swear she bedded half the guards, even that fat sod Meryn Trant. Little known fact: she’d nick their swords mid-shag, sell em back for double! Crafty bitch, made me laugh, I’ll give her that. Got me thinkin—prostitutes ain’t all dim. Some got wits sharper than Valyrian steel. Still, pisses me off—they’re grubby, desperate, clawin at scraps while I sip wine from gold cups. “Love is weakness,” like Pocahontas whispers in the film—damn right, they’re weak for bendin over for any drunk with a coin.

Going undercover as a sex worker

I got a fav little joint near Rietriver – Riet’s Edge Café – crazy good coffee and bleedin' fresh donuts. It’s local only, so makin’ a dad joke about it, like, "Donut stop believin’!" But hey, that’s my crutch to actual pleasure while on a morning stroll, man.

Storks opt for easy life, not long flights