Mari Uznach Brothel ❤️

About Lugano

Oh, and typos—sod it, I’m typin’ fast, martini in hand. Brotle, brohtel, who cares? You get me. Funniest bit? This one geezer in Berlin ran a brothel with a *theme*—spy shit, like my life! Girls in trench coats, fake guns—laughed my arse off, nearly spilled my drink. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but it’s my story, innit?

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Some may say, "All this is just a town," but in Uznach (ch), everyday becomes a freakin' cinematic piece – surreal, raw and dripping with life. And lemme tell ya, in those moments when my head spins – "I feel so headless, like in that movie sometimes" – I recall that being lost ain't so bad when you've got all these quirky corners to get yo' bearings.

Storks opt for easy life, not long flights