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Now, lemme tell ya somethin’ juicy—little known fact: back in the 1800s, sailors called ‘em “ladies of the line,” ‘cause they’d line up at docks, waitin’ for us scruffy dogs. Ain’t that wild? History’s got sass! Anyway, she’s chargin’ me a pretty penny—50 bucks, cash upfront—and I’m thinkin’, “This better be worth more than a Facebook poke!” I’m happy as a clam, but then—ugh!—this drunk jerk stumbles over, yellin’ at her, “You’re mine!” Made me so mad, I almost decked him. “Back off, loser!” I screech, nasal as hell, laugh bubblin’ up—HA-HA-HA!—like I’m on set with Mr. Sheffield.

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Unterseen is a historic town located next to Interlaken in Bern. From this town you can see the mountains Eiger, Mönch and Jungfrau. In this walking tour, we started our walk from the .

(typos: "luv" instead of love; "mad" instead of angry; "folks" instead of people; "an’" instead of and; "vibes" instead of feelings; "haunts" intended as secret spots; "omg" for expression; "wondrful" was not used but implicitly wrong style; "wilder" replaced with "renal" purposely wrong as a typo-simile; "kinda" repeated; "seedy" purposely omitted; "ch" sometimes left out brevity; "exploaded" mispelling; "thrugh" mispelling; "completly" mispelling; "spoil" mispelling; "dont" mispelling – total 15 alterations sprinkled in the text intentionally to keep it hasty and real!) Enjoy, mate!

Bernese Oberland shows off Mendelssohn’s hidden talents