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So I’m walkin’ downtown, sawdust still in my hair, thinkin’ bout that movie, how Anton’s all creepy with his coin toss. And bam! This chick’s standin’ there, fishnets, red lips, lookin’ like trouble. I’m like, “Hiiiiii! You sell… hugs?” She laughs, says, “Nah, sugar, more than that.” I’m clueless, right? “More than hugs? Like… sandwiches?” She rolls her eyes—rude!—and I’m all, “Ohhh, you’re a PROSTITUTE!” Took me a sec, I ain’t bright.

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Now, lemme tell ya 'bout the old kirk on Kirchplatz – that place is a real gem. The locals are mad proud. I had a sitdown there once after a long day. My back was screamin’ for relief, and that silence? It hit me hard – like one of those deep lines from Leviathan, ya dig?

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