Madison Sissach Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Pisses me off, though – folks overlook her. “Oh, just another axe,” they say. Idiots! She’s got quirks – frets buzz if you’re sloppy, like she’s judging you. Surprised me first time, nearly chucked her out the window. But then, happy as a pig in shit – she’s alive, got character! “I’m becoming more than they programmed,” like that line from *Her*. She’s no mass-produced junk, she’s a lover, a tease, a bloody handful.

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Travel by public transport to the hiking area around the Sissacherfluh. Buy tickets online.

I can’t forget the Birs River. Yup, that’s right – a gentle ribbon through town, just like WALL-E’s spaceship trail. Chill water, reflections of cloud doodles, and perfect for a midnight stroll. I sometimes get annoyed at rush hours where noise ruins the vibe, but hey, ya gotta take the good with the bad, right?

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