Skylar Sissach Brothel ❤️❤️

About Biel-Bienne

So, this tart’s out there, flogging her wares near the dodgy end of town. I’m watchin her, thinkin, “Christ, love, you’ve got less shame than a politician’s promise.” She’s got this punter, right, some sweaty geezer who looks like he’s not seen daylight since Thatcher was PM. She’s all, “Hurry up, darling,” cackling like a hyena, and I’m fuming—cos it’s 3 a.m., and I’m freezin my bollocks off tailing her! Little known fact, yeah? Back in Victorian times, prossies like her’d use arsenic to look pale and sexy—mental, innit? She’s not that clever, though—just cheap mascara and a fag hangin out her gob.

About Sissach

You can take a train from Burgdorf to Pascha (brothel) via Olten, Basel SBB, Mannheim, Hauptbahnhof, Köln Hbf, and Köln Nippes S-Bahn in around 6h 20m.

Oh man, and you know what? I love the little after-hours corners of Sissach. There’s a tiny eatery on Marktstrasse – serving grub that’ll make you smile. I used to get mad at cold service, but its quirky charm won me over in a heartbeat. I’ve had many a midnight rant about it here in our local chat groups.

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