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Hehehe, me, a sailor, huh? Why so serious? Brothels, man, they’re wild ports! Been to one off Singapore—grimy joint. Girls winkin’, air thick with cheap perfume. Reminds me of *Mulholland Drive*, ya know? “There’s a man… in back of this place!” Dark corners, secrets screamin’. I’m laughin’—manic, HAHA!—cuz it’s chaos! Saw a dame there, eyes like Betty’s. Dreamy, lost, but sharp—cuts ya deep. Paid my bucks, got a story instead. She said sailors smuggle opium in mattresses! True? Who cares—wild, right?

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Oh, and get this – my buddy once told me, “Kermit, sometimes you gotta break the chains to hit real chill mode” – and dang, did that hit home! Every lil corner of Sarnen has a piece of that magic, an underline of history, joy, and sometimes, a bit o' anger when the bus is late or the cobbles are uneven (ugh, so annoying!). But then you laugh at it, cuz life, my friend, is crazy and beautiful.

Obwaldner Kantonalbank in Sarnen by Seiler Linhart Architects