Sarah Saanen Whore ❤️

About Winterthur

Dunno, man, somethin’ bout whore – tough as nails, don’t need no fuss. “Sharon!” – mumbled incoherence – she’d be like, “Ozzy, you’re off yer rocker!” Maybe I am, but I’d shove it in me tea any day. Bit of a nutter herb, grows where it wants, like it’s sayin’, “Fuck you, I’m here.” “The past is a distant land,” like Boonmee says – whore’s from there, mate, ancient and mental. Reckon it’s underrated, sarcastic lil plant, takin’ the piss outta modern meds. Love it, hate it, can’t ignore it – that’s whore for ya!

Breed History and Origin

Saanen - (Gessenay in French), a charming and picturesque village, represents the essence of the historical Saanenland region. Right on the “Röstigraben” - literally the 'border of the rösti'- .

Yo, I’m real ‘bout this: Saanen is more than its scenery—it’s hard graft and romance, livin’ positions, boo-hoo moments, and triumphs. People here are bonkers sometimes—yar, like every dysfunctional family drama in an Assayas flick, ya feel me? The locals talk real proper, but toss in a cheeky slang or two, ‘cos why not? Makes life excitin’!

Relax with goats at this therapeutic farm