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So, picture this—some ancient Rome geezer, right, gets a rubdown after battlin lions. Little known fact: them Romans called it “unctio”—fancy word for oily hands gettin frisky. Makes me wanna yell, “R2, ya grubby droid, fetch me some lavender oil!” ‘Cause that’s the trick—scents, mate. Lavender, eucalyptus—boom, ya stress is toast. I got mad once, tho—some twit used motor oil. MOTOR OIL! Smelled like a speeder crash, not sexy, nah, made me wanna punt him to Tatooine.

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I live here, yesss, deep in the snug neighborhood near Place du Marché. Yeh, there’s magic in the air. It's not all perfect though, oh no, sometimes it makes my family workings all wild and tangled, hsss, hsss. I remember, um, relationships cracking like old porcelain – “Werckmeister Harmonies” style, precious! "Time move slowly, so slowly, my love!" as the movie whispers from the dark corners of my mind, hsss.

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