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Lemme tell ya, escorts ain’t all glitz. Some are pros – classy, sassy, runnin’ it like a biz. Others? Total trainwrecks. Reminds me of that movie line, “You’re late, it’s already done!” – ‘cause half the time, they’re rushin’ into gigs blind. I knew this one gal, swore she’d only do “high-end” stuff, ended up in a motel with a dude smellin’ like old socks. Laughed my ass off when she told me – tragic but hilarious!

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First off, there's Hauptstrasse. Yeah, that main street runnin' right thru the town centre, bustlin’ with quirky shops and cafes—hey, I remember one date where, ugh, they spilled coffee everywhere. Hmm… and then there's the gem of a park, Aarepark, lying all chill by the Aare River. I was so stoked when I first discovered it; perfect spot for walkies, ya know?

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