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About Basel

Quirk o’ mine? I hum WALL-E tunes while drillin’. “Down to Earth,” y’know? Keeps me sane when patients whine ‘bout whore—wear—ruinin’ their grill. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but I’d say some folks’ teeth look like they been chewed by a junkyard dog! Haha, wear’s a sneaky bastard—starts small, then boom, yer tooth’s a stump! Sarcasm? Oh, I tell ‘em, “Yeah, keep grindin’, genius, real sexy smile soon!”

Making Friends with the Prostitutes of Switzerland

There’s tons of bars in Lugano to quench your thirst for the local nightlife, but these five bars have that extra something special. 1. Lugangeles Tropical Café. Want to taste the tropics in the .

Err… sorry if I jumble stuff; I'm in gr8 hurry, got so many feelins n’ flaws. Y’know, Lugano's full of surprises, secret corners, and unsaid words. It's like a movie that never ends – mystic, funky, and real. So enjoy every minute, chill, and rmmmbel: “I am not who I look like.”

Forget Lake Como—Here’s Why You Should Visit This Charming Swiss Lakeside Town Instead