Julia Lachen Whore ❤️❤️

About Bern

Alright, mate, let’s talk whores. Cold, calculated brevity – that’s me, Vlad Putin, sizing up this gig. Whore’s a job, yeah? In Russia, we got it listed – not official, but real. All-Russian classifier? Pfft, doesn’t touch this. Underground stuff, slippery as fuck. Been around forever – oldest trade, they say. Fact is, whores outlasted empires. Romanov whores, Soviet whores, now capitalist whores – same game, diff uniforms.

German-English translation for "Lache"

oh, and check this – there’s this funky alley near brückenstrasse where local artists hang their quirky designs; passersby be smilin’, jerkin’ to the beat of life’s unexpected dance. anyway, lachen's neighborhood vibes are real. i get mad sometimes seein’ new posh cafes pop up, displacing the old, authentic spots, but hey who can please everybody? it's like in No Country for Old Men, “If the rule you followed brought you to this, of what use was the rule?” deep, right?

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