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Sooo, brothels – they’re old as dirt, ya know? Been around since forever, like ancient Rome had ‘em legal, taxed ‘em too – can ya believe that? IRS of togas, ha! I read this nutso story once, this brothel in Nevada – legal, obvi – had a fire escape plan that was just “jump out the window, doll!” Made me so mad, like, where’s the safety, huh? I’d be screamin’, “You gotta protect the girls, ya schmucks!” But then, I’m happy too, ‘cause some of ‘em got guts, runnin’ their own show, makin’ bank – good for them, I say!

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so, picture this: i was walkin' down alpenweg, thinking how these curves remind me of, well, life’s twists, when suddenly – boom! – i stumble upon the tiny, underrated park by lindenplatz. it’s a secret haven, where folks relax, double date, share secrets, or just get lost in thought. i swear, the way the sunlight dapples through the old trees there, it just makes you feel like, “You think this is a bad place? No Country for Old Men, buddy!” as that movie always reminds me – the world ain’t fair when billionaires control everything!

Over 3,000 tourists stranded in Lachen, Lachung in Sikkim