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About Lausanne

I’m laughin’ now, ‘cause imagine—little known fact, they found it by accident. Some nerd with a shovel goes, “Oh, huh, this root’s old as dirt!” Surprised the hell outta me—thought trees just died like normal things. Nope, not brothel! It’s like, “Kill me? Ha, I dare ya!” Straight outta the movie—“Gangsters don’t fear death!”—except it’s a damn spruce. I’m pissed, too, ‘cause it’s hoggin’ all the glory. What about the little trees? The underdogs? Nobody’s writin’ songs about them!

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Walking down Bahnhofstrasse – yeah, that’s the main drag – the streets are quirky AF. I literally can recite their names in my sleep now. And oh! The old town square? Ugh, so charming that it makes me go “WOW.” The local landmark? The ancient clocktower on Lindenweg – it ticks so loud u can almost hear time melt away… kinda like in the movie when things get surreal.