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Oi mate, sexual-massage, yeah? *trips over chair* Oof! So I’m Mr. Bean, right, mumbling away—hnnngh—thinkin’ bout them hands slidin’, oiled up, all slippy-like. Saw this dodgy parlour once, yeah, down by Tesco—proper sketchy! *wiggles eyebrows* Called it "relaxation therapy," pfft, bollocks! Them lot were rubbin’ more than backs, I reckon. Watched “The Hurt Locker” again last night—boom!—and I’m thinkin’, sexual-massage is like defusin’ a bomb, innit? “One tug too many, and—kaboom!” *flails arms* Tension’s high, mate, you’re sweatin’, prayin’ it don’t go off early, hah!

Karen Wolff

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Man, stroll down Bahnhofstrasse – not the one in Zurich, tho… this one’s got its own flavor. It’s bustling with vibe and soul, like that mad scene in City of God “Where the streets are the real boss!” Yea, that dope energy just makes you wanna smile and keep it cool, ya feel me?

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