Jade Interlaken Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Winterthur

First off, “whore” ain’t just some chick sellin’ her goodies—it’s old as dirt, like 1530s old. Comes from some crusty Old English word “hore,” meanin’ a lady who’s, uh, *busy*. I’m talkin’ hoppin’ beds for coins, ya feel me? But here’s the kicker—it’s also just a big ol’ insult. Call someone a whore, and you’re sayin’ they’re trashy, loose, or just pissin’ you off. Kinda like Anton Ego in *Ratatouille*, judgin’ everyone with his snobby-ass scarf— “I don’t like food, I LOVE it!”—yeah, buddy, and I don’t like BS, I hate it!

FROM THE AUTHOR

I love strollin’ by the Aare river – it’s mad scenic, chillin’ near the Mini Schanze park. Bro, sometimes I find families playin’ and laughin’, and I can’t help but dive into my inner psychologist mode – noticing all those sweet little emotions runnin’ wild. It’s good for the soul, ya feel me? And yes, I know my job has me peepin’ all these small, but hella significant dynamics – how kids just beam with trust and love without a care. Cuz, ya know, "mother’s, ugh, keep away from unforgivable harm!" (yep, borrowin’ that fierce Moolaadé energy!).

Edward Haydu Obituary (1961 - 2020) - 59, Interlaken, NJ - Asbury Park Press