Elise Goldau Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Bern

Alright, you little bastards, listen up! I’m Eric Cartman, agronomist extraordinaire, and I’m here to talk about wheat—yeah, wheat, you heard me! Respect my authoritah! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout my fave movie, *The Hurt Locker*, and how wheat’s like a damn bomb waitin’ to go off in yer stupid fields. Seriouslah, wheat’s a sneaky lil’ whore, ain’t it? It’s all innocent, golden, wavin’ in the breeze, but then—BOOM—it screws you over with some blight or drought, and yer left cryin’ like a pansy!

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So take your time, wander off the beaten path, and trust me – you’ll find more surprises than you ever thought possible. Enjoy the ride, and if someone ever says, “Gabagool? Ova here!” just wink and keep on, cuz Goldau’s got stories for days, my friend. Peace out!

Fig. 13 Effective spring constant estimation for Titanium (Ti), Gold...