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So, sex-dating—modern plague. Apps like Tinder, Grindr, whatever—pure chaos. People postin’ half-naked pics, thinkin’ they’re hot shit. Hate it. Met a gal once, sex-dating style—profile said “adventurous.” Showed up with a pet snake. A SNAKE. I’m out there, sippin’ whiskey, tryna not punch somethin’. “I can’t stop thinking,” she says, quotin’ Freddie, and I’m like, lady, I can’t stop runnin’. Dumped her ass fast.

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Oh, and lemme tell ya 'bout the local hangouts. There's this joint, Café Tenebris near the old train station – great coffee, quirky vibe. The locals, real characters, chattin' animatedly – it's like every day's a scene from a mob flick, but in a chill, heartfelt kinda way. I often joke to myself, “Tony, you got more drama in a day than in half a season on the tube, capisce?”

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