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So, picture this: dimly lit room, some twat’s rubbin’ you down, and it’s borderline illegal how good it feels. Little known fact—ancient Greeks did this shit, called it “anatripsis.” Horny bastards massaged athletes naked! Makes me wanna yell, “Idiot sandwich!” at ‘em—naked and oiled up? Sign me up, ya wanker! Got my first one in Thailand, cheap as chips, £10 for an hour. Felt like a king, but the lass—fuck me—she had hands like a fuckin’ gorilla! Surprised me, thought I’d die happy.

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Oh geez, lemme tell ya ‘bout my fave local joint – “Zur Goldene Kuh.” That bar, man, it's a secret gem on Rikonstrasse. You wouldn’t guess it, but it’s filled with tiny treasures, beatin’ live jams, and mad love stories. I got so hyped there once, almost spilled my drink when this dude dropped some heavy Zero Dark Thirty vibes like “We gon’ get it done.” Epic sauce!

Second victory in a row for world record holder Jakob Mayer in Einsiedeln