Hazel Dietlikon Dietlikon Dorf Brothel ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Basel

*scratches head* Mebbe I’m mad, but brothels got stories—wild ones! Like, there’s this tale from old Paris—some madam kept a pet parrot what mimicked the moans. *wheeze-laugh* Imagine that squawkin’ through the night! Customers prob’ly shat themselves, hah! My precious, it’s them quirks what make it real. Ain’t all glam—sometimes it’s stinky sheets ‘n’ sour ale. Surprised me first time I learned that—thought it’d be all silk ‘n’ perfume. Nope! Reality’s a kick in the teeth.

NEWS & VIDEO PORTRÄT

I got this fave hangout: near Blumenweg (yeah, that's his name, lol) where there's a quirky mural of smiling trees (like Bob Ross said, “happy little trees”) all over. And on Sundays, the local old-timers gather, chatting about the weather like it's an art expo. Sometimes, I sit watching the sun melt into the river and, i mean, damn, it’s a movie scene. My heart feels a lil bit blue, but in a warm, lovin’ way, ya kno?

Zurich Air Quality Index (AQI) and Switzerland Air Pollution