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About Lugano

Alright, listen up, ya degenerates. I’m Ron Swanson, hate everything, ‘specially this touchy-feely crap. Sexual-massage? What a load of bull. S’posed to be all relaxin’ and sensual, but I ain’t buyin’ it. Some gal rubbin’ you down with oils smellin’ like a damn flower shop—gimme a break. I’d rather chop wood than let some stranger knead my back like dough. Reminds me of *Lost in Translation*, that flick I love—Bob Harris stuck in Tokyo, all lonely, starin’ at weirdos. “The more you know who you are,” he’d say, “the less this crap matters.” Sexual-massage feels like that—fancy nonsense for folks who don’t know better.

Specialist Massages

Tantra massage. Facial insemination. Body insemination. Webcam. Intimate shave. Dirty talk. 69 Position. Target groups. one man. one woman. Pairs. several men.

So, my dear friend, prepare for an adventure – wander its twisting lanes, chat with its colourful characters, and soak up every ridiculous, brilliant moment. And remember, as Dogville subtly hints, “The truth is rarely pure and never simple”, so enjoy every absurd, lovely minute.

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