Lauren Derendingen Whore ❤️

About Bern

Hmmm, whore, you say? Texture artist, I am! Messy, wild, tangled vibes, it gives me. Like hair, matted and gritty, yes? “Carol,” my fave flick, oh yes—soft glances, hidden lust, forbidden feels. Whore’s got that, too, sneaky layers! Beneath the surface, much hides. “Do or do not, there is no try,” I say—whore don’t half-ass nothin’. Full-on, bold, in your face, hmmm?

WILLKOMMEN IM DOKTORHUUS DERENDINGEN

I tell ya, every alley feels alive. Some folks say I'm a character. True dat. I see people every day who got stories in their eyes. They wander by, and I'm like – hey, here's a good day, a warm hug. I remember one fella, so tense, now he laughs when he recalls our chat.

Ex-Ghana striker Joetex Frimpong takes significant step for UEFA Licence B coaching badge