Ellie Chavannes Brothel ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Basel

So, picture this: brothel’s got these gnarly teeth, sharp as Sauron’s temper, snaggin’ prey like it’s nothin’. Little known fact—its jaw unhinges, mate! Swallows shit twice its size, no kiddin’. Watched a doc once, saw it gulp some ugly squid—made me yell, “Holy fuck, that’s metal!” Got me all hyped, ‘cos I’m a nerd for freaky fish. You ever see *The Master*? That bit where Joaquin’s all, “You can’t tame me!”—brothel’s the same, wild as fuck down there.

Background

Tantric massage · Anal Sex (depends on the size) · Full Body Sensual Massage · Blowjob without Condom for extra charge · 69 Position · Cunnilingus · Foot Fetish.

There’s also that weird vintage deli on Place du Rêve—always jam-packed with folks talkin’ ‘bout dreams they never had time for. My massage sessions get all philosophical there. “Curious? Slow questioning,” I tell ‘em in a Larry King kinda way. I start askin’, “Ever wonder what’s real and what’s not here? Is it the aroma, the touch, or just your mind playin’ tricks?” And man, they always pause, nodding like they’re solvin' a puzzle they’ve been struttin’ for years.

Markus Lüpertz – Pierre Puvis de Chavannes