Ruby Baden Whore ❤️❤️

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Ayy, Gabagool? Ova here! So, listen, I’m sittin’ here thinkin’ ‘bout this broad, this whore, right? Not just any chick, but one’a them types you see in “The Hurt Locker” kinda way—dangerous, unpredictable, like a fuckin’ bomb tickin’. You know, “the rush of battle is a potent addiction,” and this girl, she’s got that vibe, keeps ya comin’ back even when you know it’s gonna blow up in your face. I seen her type down in AC, workin’ the corners near them shitty casinos—tough as nails, but broken too, capisce?

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Now lemme be real with ya – sometimes the city makes me tick mad. Like when a datin' profile goes ridiculous on one o' these local sites, ya know? And the traffic on the way outta the town center can sure make you holler “How’s that workin’ for ya?!” I mean, c’mon, it’s Baden, not New York, right? But then these moments pass, and the charm of the narrow, cobblestoned lanes near the old fort, Altes Schloss, gets me every time. It's like a warm hug from an old pal.

Weather service: Tornado in Orange County damages West Baden, Hoosier National Forest