Elise Ascona Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Zurich

Alright, so here’s me, Dr. Evil – pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars,” sizin’ up this thing called *whore*. Not the chick, nah, I’m talkin’ texture, baby – that gritty, dirty vibe I’d slap on a wall in *Children of Men*. You know, that flick’s my jam – Alfonso Cuarón’s dystopian mess got me hooked. Imagine *whore* in that world – cracked, sweaty concrete, stained with who-knows-what. Makes me wanna scream, "This is art, dammit!"

How do you get to Ascona and what to expect?

Ascona – the jewel on Lake Maggiore. Stroll along the famous lakeside promenade with its colourful houses and many cafés, look out over the lake and the wonderful mountain scenery, .

Then there's the little-known gem: a teeny park called Parco della Pace. I found a quirky bench that used to be my "secret massage spot" where I flex my expertise and listen to locals chatting about dreams, surprises, and life’s ups and downs... sometimes shocking, sometimes just hella relaxing. Seriously, that bench got stories.

Powys petrol station that was given £3m rebuild named one of UK's best