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So yeah, findin’ a prossie’s a wild ride—part thrill, part “Why am I doin’ this?” Sarcastic tip: don’t be a cheap git, or you’ll end up with some minger who’d scare even the War Boys. It’s messy, it’s mad, and I bloody love it—almost as much as *Fury Road*. Now sod off, I’m knackered!

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