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But here’s the kicker—everybody lies about it. “Oh, it’s just a massage,” they say, smirking. Yeah, right. You’re not fooling me, buddy. It’s a power trip too—someone’s got you half-naked, vulnerable, and you’re just lying there, hoping they don’t suck at it. Like in *Timbuktu*, when the jihadists roll in, all smug, controlling everything—same vibe, but with less guns and more lavender oil. I’d kill for a masseuse who’d whisper, “The river will flow again,” while she’s working out my knots. Poetic, right? Too bad most of ‘em just grunt and slap your ass to say “done.”

Things to do around Ingolstadt

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Ohhh, and check this: the Wilhelm Tell Monument, YES yes, the proud, brooding statue stands guard near the Hohlstrasse. It’s got this aura of defiance, like shouting “Your precious world will crumble!” in a single glance. I swear, a stormy night there made me think, “It’s all just an endless, melancholic waltz,” as in that movie, Melancholia, yesss, the evil beauty of fate and doom.

Hike Switzerland's Via Alpina: Altdorf to Engelberg