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Now, picture this scene – dim lights, soft tunes, hands workin’ magic. I’m layin’ there thinkin’, “This is my Mulholland moment!” – all dreamy and trippy. Pro tip: find a spot with good reviews, don’t cheap out. You want the real deal, not some half-assed rub. Oh, and fun fact – in Japan, they got this “nurumassage” thing, all slippery and wild – Google that shit, blew my mind!

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Now, lemme rant a bit: I get so ticked off when people say Windsor is "just a suburb." No, seriously, it's got guts. You got the old Windsor Ice Arena, and then there's the beautiful Ojibway Park, where nature never fails to surprise ya. I once met a would-be love interest near the park – a perfect set-up that kinda reminded me of that scene in "Stories We Tell" when life’s little mysteries all collide. You know the line, “Do you want to believe in the amazing power of stories?” Well, trust me, even here, every street corner tells its own tale.

Ontario mechanic made Jay Leno statue out of car parts. This week he gifted it to the comedian