Hazel Walnut Grove Whore ❤️

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I’m thinkin’, whore’s got guts—takes balls to strut past judgy assholes daily. Reminds me of Saul, whisperin’, “I won’t let them take me”—defiant, raw, no fucks given. But then, ugh, the stench of desperation—makes me gag harder than a bad Tinder date. She’s out there, dodgin’ creeps, maybe laughin’ at ‘em too—sassy like, “Honey, you can’t afford this!” Total queen move. I’d high-five her, but also, ew, wash my hands after.

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I work at Chill Vibes Spa on Main Street, which is, like, soooo chill. I literally have had the best convos with my clients about life—like, "Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter…and Spring" vibes, because everything literally comes full circle here. I remember one day I was massaging this client who was all like, "OMG, my muscles feel like melted ice cream!" and I was like, "Babe, that's life," for reals.

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