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Little known fact—whores been around forever, right? Ancient Rome had ‘em, called ‘em “lupae”—she-wolves, how badass is that? Howlin’ at the moon, takin’ no crap. Makes me pissed tho—people actin’ like they’re better, clutchin’ pearls, when half these hypocrites sneakin’ her cash on the low. Surprised me once, found out my old boss—stuffy suit guy—was a regular. Ha! “Talk to Her” vibes again—“We’re all fragile, all hiding.” Truth, man!

Ohhh, my precious, lemme tells ya bout Val-d'Or, yesss, yesss… it's a wild place, it is! I'm yer massage parlor owner here, and lemme tells ya all the secrets, mmmm… Bro, it's like living in a crazy dream! The streets, oh so twisty, like Rue de l'Armistice and Boulevard Laurier, they wind round like whispered secrets. My precious, the old Centre d'art de Val-d'Or glimmers like a hidden gem, it does… reminds me of those tearful scenes, “I’m a slave,” they whispered in that movie, precious, 12 Years a Slave!

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