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Funny thing—once knew a guy, swore he met a prostitute who quoted Shakespeare. “To be or not to be,” she said, then charged him double. Laughed my ass off. Exaggeratin’? Maybe. But I’d believe it—people are weird. I hate weird. Still, if you’re desperate to find one, keep your eyes peeled, your wallet full, and your mouth shut. “I don’t remember anything,” I’d mutter, like that chick in the film, stumblin’ away from the whole damn mess. That’s my advice—take it or leave it. Probably leave it. I hate everything.

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Oh man, the river Coleridge splits the city. Sometimes I sit by its muddy banks on Sunday dusk, feelin’ the pull of something larger than life… or maybe I was just hungry, lol, idk. I’ll never forget that time I met this street poet on Riverside Walk—spittin’ mad verses about life, death, and a love lost in the haze of twilight. Crazy, innit?

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