Camila Trail Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Edmonton

Oi, mate, yeah, baby! I’m Austin Powers, grooviest clergyman ‘round, here to rap ‘bout whores, shagadelic style! So, dig this – whores, man, they’re like the wild vibes in “The Master,” y’know? That flick’s my jam, got me thinkin’ ‘bout this one bird – let’s call her Dolly, a real swinger from Soho back in ‘66. She was a pro, a total fox, workin’ the streets like Freddie Quell mixin’ his crazy booze – “You can’t take this life straight!” she’d say, laughin’, legs flashin’ like a psychedelic light show. Made me randy as hell, yeah, baby!

Autumn Whore-vest Hash

A female that is found in the hillbilly parts of the country, usually on the side of an unpaved road or trail that you can pay, bribe etc. for sexual favors.

And hey, don’t get me started on the festivals! The annual "Donut Dash" on 12th Street is absurdly entertaining – crowds, costumes, and, oh, too many donuts. I’m addicted, practically living in a Wes Anderson scene with pastel hues, quirky costumes, and slow motion moments that make me go “Woohoo!”

Trail Closure - April 24, 2025