Sophie Trail Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Hamilton

Little. Fact. Whorehouses. In. Rome? Had. Secret. Tunnels. Escape. Routes. For. Rich. Dudes. Caught. Cheatin’. Sneaky! Blows. My. Mind. History’s. Wild. Whore’s. Always. Been. Clever. Outsmartin’. The. Game. Like. Riley’s. Emotions. Plottin’. To. Save. Her.

We’re Sorry!

Part of the "Old Faithful" route and probably the oldest MTB trails in the Perth Hills. This trail is unsanctioned.

Then there's the river that cuts through town – the Little Twist. I love sitting by it, scribbling match-making ideas. I swear, every twist reminds me of a twist in The Grand Budapest Hotel’s plot – unexpected and bittersweet. There’s even a tiny, shaded park called Raccoon Hollow. I often hang out on a worn-out bench near the old sculpture, “The Smiling Doorkeeper.” People say it's cursed or somethin’... I just think it's rad.

Trail Explorers with Nature Interpretation Postponed