Maeve Trail Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Edmonton

Oi, you donkey! Whore, yeah, that bloody word’s a mess, innit? I’m sat here, ragin like a typhlopedagogue—fancy word for a blind teacher, mate—tryna figure out why it’s such a shitshow. Gets me proper fuming, how it’s slung ‘round like cheap gravy on chips! Used to mean a tart sellin’ her bits, right? But dig this—back in Old English, “hore” just meant dirt or filth, no sex involved. Ain’t that a kick in the bollocks? History’s twistin’ my tits, how it morphed into this slag label!

New Zealand: Lake Pukaki, Tasman Glacier, Mount Cook & Hooker Valley Track

I might be rambling, but trust me – Trail (ca) is wild and full of life. Each corner hides a story, some mad, some heartwarming, and others downright hilarious. I get so pumped sometimes when a new coffee shop opens on 5th Street, I wanna code an ode to it. That's Trail for ya, an offbeat, lovable mess. Mmm… donuts. Enjoy every minute, buddy, and let the city surprise you – it's like a continuous movie scene. D’oh!

Parks and Trails