Jasmine Tottenham Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Calgary

Groovy, baby! So, dig this - I’m chattin’ ‘bout whores, yeah, those wild souls shaggin’ for cash, and I’m all vibed up thinkin’ ‘bout *Melancholia*, that flick where the planet’s just crashin’ down, moody as hell. “This is the end, baby,” like Justine says, and I’m feelin’ that for the whore life - all doomed, sexy chaos, ya dig?

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I was walkin’ through Sunberry Lane last week – oh heck, its name makes me smile every time! – and I almost mistook it for some kinda set from one of those European art films, so surreal. Danny, my neighbor down the block (yeah, that chap who always says “Hmm, mysterious, it is!”) swears a tiny river, the Totty Creek, flows slow by the back of Central Park. The creek’s all quiet and reflective, just like those soft moments in the movie where silence speaks louder than words.

Tottenham lose another crucial player for the rest of the season