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D’oh! Alright, pal, lemme tell ya bout whores—man, what a wild ride! I’m sittin here thinkin bout “Her,” ya know, that flick where Joaquin falls for a damn computer voice—best movie ever, swear! “I’m yours, and I’m not yours,” she says, and it hits me—whores kinda like that, ain’t they? There, but not really *there*, ya dig? So, here’s my take—whores, man, they’re like the OG hustlers, been around forever, slingin’ ass since ancient times. Fact is, in old Rome, they had these brothels called “lupanars”—fancy word, huh?—and the gals painted dirty pics on walls to advertise. Ain’t that nuts? Like, “Hey, check my Yelp review in graffiti!”

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I know, I know: it might sound ranty and rough, but that's life here. My brain's a mix of neuroscience and old-fashioned heart, trying to sort life's crappy puzzles. So, pack your bag, get off your arse, and come see Smithers! And if you end up as confused as a spork in a toolbox, remember: "You mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger!"

UPDATE: Police locate missing Smithers woman