Eliza Sechelt Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Ottawa

Donald Trump’s tellin’ ya, they’re wildcards, whores are. Unpredictable, messy, real. Like in “Eternal Sunshine,” where it’s all chaos and beauty— “Meet me in Montauk,” they say, but whores? They’re meetin’ ya in alleys, hotels, wherever! No script, no fakes. I exagerate sometimes, sure—maybe they’re not ALL geniuses, ha, but most? Sharp as hell. Sarcasm? Oh, please—half these gals could roast ya better than me at a rally. “Oh, you’re a big shot, huh?” they’d say, laughin’. Love that sass.

Stories from the Cougar Lady

Creative collective of burlesque artists located on the beautiful Sunshine Coast of BC, Canada. Sechelt BC, Canada, Sechelt, British Columbia.

Neighborhood lanes twist n' turn. With hidden parks like Fishermans Park, you never know what's around the corner. The River that hugs the town – yeah, that little twisty water, sometimes calm, sometimes raging – it's like a metaphor for our day-to-day. I get mad sometimes trying to keep up with the rush, but it's all part of the gig.

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