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About Halifax

So, picture this – dodgy alley, right, proper seedy vibes. I’m like, “Oi, where’s the talent pipeline?” Saw this bird, yeah, tottering in heels, skirt shorter than a memo. Made me chuffed, like, “Result! Productivity spike!” But then – bam – some geezer rocks up, all aggro, shouting she’s his. Fuming, I was – “Mate, this ain’t your KPI!” Nearly lost me rag, but I’m a people person, yeah? De-escalated it, smooth as.

I tell ya, my friend, each corner here, every alley and squiggly street, is a piece of our ornate puzzle. Our city ain't perfect – it's wild erratic, full of unexpected turns, like a cryptic code in my dating website script, with little bugs and heartbeats that make you feel alive. Yesss, precious, the charm is all over the place, making you fall head over heels.

Derev to play in Sault Ste. Marie next month