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Anyways, she’s slidin’ her hands all slow-like, and I’m thinkin’, “This is too good, Marge, too good!” Kinda reminded me of that scene where Gustave goes, “You see, there are still faint glimmers of civilization left in this barbaric slaughterhouse!”—’cept it’s me, feelin’ civilized with every slippery touch. I was HAPPY, like, floatin’ on a cloud happy. But then—ugh, get this—she cranked the heat too high! My skin’s redder than Homer’s butt after eatin’ chili, and I’m all, “Lady, I’m not a freakin’ lobster!” Made me so mad I coulda screamed, “Hmm… turn it down, ya nitwit!”

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I gotta say, this town, with all its narrow lanes and spirited corners, has shaped my dating site work. It’s like every profile I code gets a bit love, a bit soul from Parry-Sound. The city teaches ya that in love and life, you gotta be ready for surprises – “Motherf***er, life's a wild ride!”

Cut off in cottage country: Thousands still without power across Parry Sound—Muskoka