Penelope Ottawa Whore ❤️

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Back in the day—like Victorian times, right?—whores were everywhere, but nobody talked about it. Hypocrites, all of ‘em! Made me mad as hell, seein’ those posh dudes sneakin’ into brothels, then preachin’ purity on Sunday. Great Scott, the nerve! There’s this story—true shit—‘bout a whore named Mary in London, 1880s, who’d sing opera to her clients. Opera! Can you believe it? Drunk sailors bawlin’ their eyes out to *La Traviata* while she’s unbuttonin’ their trousers—hilarious, man! Bet she’d smirk and say, “There’s no hope left,” just like in *Melancholia*, watchin’ the world burn slow.

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All kinds of clubs are represented here. Whether simple enjoy a sauna session with a hot girl, a quick horny fling with an experienced whore, or an elegant.

Major's Hill Park is a chill park. I hang out after a long day at the parlor. Birds, trees, short paths—bling, bling! Runs along the Ottawa River too. River’s calm, relaxing, like a massage every day, man! Plus, I sometimes crack up, thinkin’, “Dude, this is like that movie, City of God style!”

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