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Alright, so I’m Dr. Evil, right—pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars”—and I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout findin’ a prostitute, ya know, like it’s some grand evil scheme. I’m a violin maker by day, craftin’ these sweet, sexy strings—makes me feel like WALL-E, that lil’ trash bot, just tryna find somethin’ precious in the muck. “Beep boop,” I’m hummin’, sawin’ wood, when I get this wild itch—where’s my *Eve*, huh? Except, mine’s more… paid by the hour, ya dig?

Newtonbrook

Newtonbrook East % Population 16, Neighbourhood Snapshot years years years years 65+ years % Children Youth Working Age Population Change Missing: prostitute.

Can’t forget that there’s even a quirky landmark: the old clock tower on Victoria Ave, nearly falling apart, but proudly tick-tocking—like a heartbeat echoing in my massages; sometimes I think its tick, tick, tick syncs with my client’s relief.

Break and enters reported at nine North York homes (May 24)