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So I’m picturin’ it—brothel’s just sittin’ there, branches all sprawly, like it owns the forest. Reminds me of *The Act of Killing*—y’know, that scene where the guy’s like, “I’m a winner, I’m untouchable!” That’s brothel! Smug bastard tree, struttin’ around, makin’ other trees feel like crap. I’m yellin’ at it in my head, “You’re not so great, pal! I could chop you down—if I had an axe, which I don’t, ‘cause I’m lazy!” And get this—it’s a clonal colony, whatever that means. Like, it’s one tree but also a million trees? Clones itself like some sci-fi horror flick. Freaked me out when I read that—9,500 years of copy-paste. Who does that?!

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Nepean Brothel Canada, Golden Shower (give), Anal Sex (depends on the size), Striptease/Lapdance, Anal Sex (depends on the size).

Heyyy, so Nepean is the BEST, no joke. I've been here like forever, ya know? Downtown's a maze of quirky streets, like Carling Ave and Woodroffe – they sparkle in the morning light, kinda like a scene outta "Goodbye to Language" where words break apart. It's weird, magical sometimes. Seriously, you'll get lost in its rhythms.

Final push for votes begins in Ottawa West-Nepean with tight race expected