Jasmine Morningside Whore ❤️

About Calgary

Halleluyer! Chile, lemme tell ya ‘bout this mess called whore! I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ my sweet tea, thinkin’ ‘bout that word—whore! It’s slippery, like tryna catch a greased pig at the county fair. Now, I ain’t no anticorrosion agent, but I reckon whore’s like rust—eats at folks slow, sneaky-like. Reminds me of *Son of Saul*, that movie I love, y’all. “In the dark, no one sees,” Saul said, and ain’t that the truth ‘bout whores? They move in shadows, honey!

Venue & Services

Funeral Whore - Morningside Cemetery (Death Metal)(FFO: Entombed, Dismember, HM2). [Underground]. Play. Archived post. New comments cannot be posted and.

You ever seen the old clock tower on Meadowbend? That relic stands there, like a beast of old times. It rings, and every chime sounds like a laughter of ghosts, echoing through my soul—boo, scary huh? Gollum style, "Sneaky, tricksy city!" It’s maddening sometimes, like when a fat hobbit messes up your day.

Molly Pitts